Ahoy, me hearties! Today, September 19th, be the 13th annual celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ye scallywags & scurvy dogs best be puttin’ some ‘arghs’ in yer comments, or we’ll be makin’ ye walk the plank and visit ol’ Davy Jones’ locker.

If ye be needin’ some help, click here. Don’t forget to talk like a pirate to yer coworkers, then laugh heartily when they look at you like yer crazy.






Har, har, har! Phennig’s thought bubble made me laugh, ya dirty sea dog!
Argh! Lauren’s eye-patch be nothin’ more than her glasses with one o’ the sides colored dark. She be a right resourceful pirate lass.
Avast, no one can see that Cricket’s paw be removed. The picture she be too tiny.
That thar unee-brow of Cap’n Lloyd’s be a perfect place ta hold yer eye patch. Arrrgh.
Shiver me timbers! Mately Lloyd, yer left arm did seem to double in size from shoulder to wrist -- to support wee hook, aye? Where be de ship’s head? I found de poop deck, but was mistaken in purpose. Now don’t be applyin’ de Hempen Halter!
Ahoy, me daft matties, be ye sailin’ to the Lost City to bring back the sleestak bounty?
Yo ho ho where did Lloyd’s beard go?
Arrgh, Twas not deemed Piratey enough and had to be removed.
Blimey! Ye mateys be old salt on the pirate talk! I’ll beat me with a cat o’nine tails t’better up me talkin’.
Avast ye Mateys! Ye Bilge saugend scallywags jener hornswaggle mich Rum, wird Haiköder durch Laufen der Planke oder des ye hängt durch hempen Halfter vom mizzen sein.
¡Basta el Chicos! El pillines de pantoque-chupando ese hornswaggle mí Ron, será cebo de tiburón andando el tablón o el cuelga por cabestro cañameño de la mesana.
Aarrrggg. He be possessed by demons! Throw him in the brig!
It looks a little like Spanish… but not really…
Avast! Guess which day o’the year me principal choose to do observations on me general math class?
I’d've given a mighty treasure up to see the site, matey!