Stupid wasteful cats

December 11, 2008

Dear Soon-To-Be-Dead Cats,

What is the point of my closing off rooms so they don’t have to be heated when you just open those doors when I’m at work? I know that the door won’t latch because it’s winter and this dumb old house leans when it’s cold, but that’s no excuse. Knock it off. Don’t make me make Beth come over here.

Sincerely,

The Boss

Can you see the degrees leaking in there?

Fixed in the best white-trash fashion.

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12 Responses to “Stupid wasteful cats”

Beth Said on: December 12, 2008 at 1:40 am

Duct tape. That’s the real white-trash-way. But you’re getting there…

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The Exterminator Beth Said on: December 12, 2008 at 1:41 am

Just let me know. Just. Let. Me. Know.

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Brad Said on: December 12, 2008 at 4:06 am

I think my dad has some Mighty Putty if you want to just close that door forever.

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- Brad Said on: December 12, 2008 at 4:09 am
  
  While checking for links about Mighty Putty, I came across this one. The comments about Billy Mays are hilarious.
  
  http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/03/03/does-mighty-putty-wo.html
  
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  - Lauren Said on: December 12, 2008 at 5:41 am
    
    “He should have made the whole CUP outta putty!”
    
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Deborah Said on: December 12, 2008 at 7:38 am

Is that the door to my room? You know I don’t like cats in my room.

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Peggy Said on: December 12, 2008 at 8:11 am

Once your kids get older, especially teens, Christmas morning really loses something…so to add back some fun I once tied one end of a rope on each of my kids door knobs so they couldn’t open their doors on Christmas morning. Muahhhh….you can come out when you “Believe again!”

(that 2nd picture made me remember)

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Karla Said on: December 12, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Looks like Ghost Deanne has struck again!

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Lauren Said on: December 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Bad news. I came home today and I forgot to tie the door shut! Wide open. Stupid Lauren

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- Karla Said on: December 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm
  
  Dear Soon-To-Be-Dead Lauren…
  
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  - Lauren Said on: December 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    
    Ha!
    
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Deanne Said on: December 12, 2008 at 11:22 am

Oh, my gosh -- HARSH!

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