Comments on: Enjoy your stupid loot, jerkface.

By: Deanne

Deanne — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:29 +0000

No, I can’t even write it in mixed company in Spanish. I just try to keep those things to myself. Unless I hit my head really hard on a cupboard door. (that I left open)

By: Beth

Beth — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:22:39 +0000

You could say it in Spanish. That would stump us.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:30:22 +0000

I’d settle for an old standby:

A swift and forceful kick to the groin while he stands there blindfolded and can’t see it coming.

Terrorists need cell phones they only use once, after which they throw them away.

Remind me to tell you about the Sem’s experience with credit card thieves sometime. Judgement Day can’t come too soon.

By: Jill Jurca

Jill Jurca — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:14 +0000

I say strip em down and make them run naked through a corn field and then pour rubbing alcohol on them! Too mean?

By: Peggy

Peggy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:26:17 +0000

…or maybe he’ll turn himself in, once all the curses kick in.

By: Peggy

Peggy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:24:05 +0000

Two thousand paper cuts on his or her hands.

The worst itchy bug bite in the center of his back & one on the bottom of his feet, that never stops itching…for life.

His new neighbor is Richard Simmons.

(Sorry Lauren…that really stinks. Maybe, just maybe they’ll catch this guy)

By: Deanne

Deanne — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:44:51 +0000

I’ve got a good curse. But I won’t say it in mixed company.

By: Rae

Rae — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:59:57 +0000

To you thief!!

“May the bird of paradise fly up your nose”
“May an elephant caress you with his toes”
“May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose”
“May the bird of paradise fly up your nose”

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:29:27 +0000

I started looking for a colorful curse, but all I found was “May you live in interesting times.” I was afraid to keep looking because I thought I might start hitting the firewall here at school.

By: Beth

Beth — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:50:50 +0000

Wretched tooth pain. And hemorrhoids. And maybe pregnancy nausea, Beth-style.

Oooo, Oooo! And passing a gall-stone pain!

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:30:53 +0000

Oh, cussing them out is quite welcome. In fact, I’d love to hear the possible horribleness people come up with to wish on them -- like uncontrollable diarrhea (always a classic).

By: Beth

Beth — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:48:22 +0000

Don’t forget to change all your automatic withdrawl card numbers.

(Not a witty comment. And yes I know you’re prefectly aware that you need to do that. It’s just the best I could come up with. Without cussing out bad guys.)

Stupid thieves.

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:36:44 +0000

Yikes! Do you think he was paying off his cell phone bill? If he was, it would be pretty easy to find him.

But I’m guessing that in the grand scheme of things, two thousand dollars isn’t much money to a credit card company. It’s probably cheaper to just pay it off than to investigate it and prosecute.